Of Batyah:
Blessed is YAH, She is like my laptop, who trains my hands and fingers to type and upload emails to my enemies cc'ed to my lawyer: my faithful One, my home, my haven and my friend, my bed in which I take naps, who causes men to fear me: O YAH, why do you love me so much? I will soon be dead and buried: O God, come down and show me football on a giant screen television with popcorn, a fashion show at Macy's, cause the sky to light up with fireworks every night not just on July 4th: Fire my boss and give me a promotion to his position: At the health club, make sure I do not shower in cold water: Keep my husband from being adulterous and fibbing to me: O YAH, I will sing you a new song, write you a new Psalm: play my bongo drums for You: You who helps me win at Bingo, keep street beggars from stealing my purse, make sure the cashier at the store gives me the correct change: For my son is a lawyer, we helped him with his homework, our daughters are doctors, and their homes are remodeled: Our grocery stores are well stocked and we always have kosher brisket on Friday nights: We do not cry when our husbands come home from the office late--we are busy with our own lives: Happy the people who have it so, happy the people whose God is YAH!
Blessed is YAH, She is like my laptop, who trains my hands and fingers to type and upload emails to my enemies cc'ed to my lawyer: my faithful One, my home, my haven and my friend, my bed in which I take naps, who causes men to fear me: O YAH, why do you love me so much? I will soon be dead and buried: O God, come down and show me football on a giant screen television with popcorn, a fashion show at Macy's, cause the sky to light up with fireworks every night not just on July 4th: Fire my boss and give me a promotion to his position: At the health club, make sure I do not shower in cold water: Keep my husband from being adulterous and fibbing to me: O YAH, I will sing you a new song, write you a new Psalm: play my bongo drums for You: You who helps me win at Bingo, keep street beggars from stealing my purse, make sure the cashier at the store gives me the correct change: For my son is a lawyer, we helped him with his homework, our daughters are doctors, and their homes are remodeled: Our grocery stores are well stocked and we always have kosher brisket on Friday nights: We do not cry when our husbands come home from the office late--we are busy with our own lives: Happy the people who have it so, happy the people whose God is YAH!
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