A Psalm of Batyah:
I beg You O God, come hither to me: listen to my cry when I post on Facebook and please encourage people to "like" my postings: Take my prayer as I weep to You and accept my perfume for You to smell: Accept my donations to charity as an evening sacrifice: O Lord, God, YAH, keep me from saying things that will get me into trouble, help me to shut up: Let my mind stay focused and purposeful, thinking positively: Help me to not associate with those who do bad things: Let me not go to their houses for lunch: Let the good people out there be my true friends: Help me to use salad dressings without high fructose corn syrup: Give me the best healthiest foods to eat and natural cosmetics to use that will not hurt my skin: Keep the doctors from diagnosing me with Breast Cancer: May the neighbors who compete with me slip on their snowy driveways: But let my emails be read because my words are sweet: As when there is no hope anywhere and I think of drinking in the morning: My eyes are fixed on You O YAH, I seek to be saved by You: Rescued from all my problems: Do not cause people to hurt me: Keep me from the traps they have laid: Let unkind people fall into their own nets while I alone survive and live to drink another cup of coffee on yet another morning.
I beg You O God, come hither to me: listen to my cry when I post on Facebook and please encourage people to "like" my postings: Take my prayer as I weep to You and accept my perfume for You to smell: Accept my donations to charity as an evening sacrifice: O Lord, God, YAH, keep me from saying things that will get me into trouble, help me to shut up: Let my mind stay focused and purposeful, thinking positively: Help me to not associate with those who do bad things: Let me not go to their houses for lunch: Let the good people out there be my true friends: Help me to use salad dressings without high fructose corn syrup: Give me the best healthiest foods to eat and natural cosmetics to use that will not hurt my skin: Keep the doctors from diagnosing me with Breast Cancer: May the neighbors who compete with me slip on their snowy driveways: But let my emails be read because my words are sweet: As when there is no hope anywhere and I think of drinking in the morning: My eyes are fixed on You O YAH, I seek to be saved by You: Rescued from all my problems: Do not cause people to hurt me: Keep me from the traps they have laid: Let unkind people fall into their own nets while I alone survive and live to drink another cup of coffee on yet another morning.
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